Welcome to Penguins-R-us.

This company's purpose is to provide penguins of only the finest quality for direct shipment to the customer. We offer a wide variety of premium penguins for your penguin enjoyment. If you are looking for one or more excellent domesticated penguins to guard your home, serve as your butler, or just dance around and look funny, then you have come to the right place!

We here at Penguins-R-us believe that every man, woman, and child has an inalienable right to own penguins. Should you find our products above your purchasing power, contact one of our financial advisors about leasing or penguin payment plan possibilities.


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UPDATE 2-16-2005: Checking the site's traffic, I noticed there is some page out there linking to this site as an actual seller of penguins. There are people, I guess, who lack a functioning sense of humor. More amazing than this, the aforementioned site also links to a company that appears to be real and appears to sell real, live penguins. Which is either super cool, or a dirty scam. Decide for yourself at penguinwarehouse.com.

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